1 splash of ---Dry Vermouth
3 fingers ---Vodka
3, 4, or 5 ---Olives (the bigger the better)
or you can try:
2 oz. Vodka ......or gin (blagghhth!)
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
3/4 oz. Olive Juice (for a "dirty martini")
Shake vermouth and vodka with ice to chill, strain, and then add olives to taste. I like it served in a mason jar, but pretty much anything that holds water will work. Loosen tie or kick off heels and relax.
Repeat as needed.